Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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