white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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