Please, let me fuck your mom
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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