her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Randomize
