you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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