and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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