her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My vagina just clenched in fear
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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