Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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