Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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