yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You ruined the universe
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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