I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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