ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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