This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize