We're facebook friends in real life
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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