My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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