this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
you never un-have a 4some
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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