I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
