it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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