no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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