hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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