So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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