dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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