I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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