he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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