wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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