Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Randomize
