I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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