Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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