Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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