exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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