all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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