i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think my fart just growled at me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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