I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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