Kiss
Puke
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Can I color on your dick again?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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