Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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