Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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