sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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