Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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