conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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