I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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