Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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