I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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