It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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