So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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