stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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