Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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