Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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