"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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