fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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