i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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