I wanna passion pit in your ass
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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