Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im having a threesome with these popsicles
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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