He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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