would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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