Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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