Don't you send me to vm
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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